Back when I was on college I was on police beat when the police got a report of a suspicious vehicle parked out by Sun Devil Stadium. Big parking lot, middle of the night, shouldn’t be any cars there. But there’s one right out in the middle of the lot, sticking out like a sore thumb.
So the cops roll up and find the guy buck naked in the back seat, by himself, with a bunch of porn, various “devices” and a blow-up doll.
They ask him what he thinks he’s doing and he replies….
001 // Baxter // 01.29.2008 // 12:39 PM
Back when I was on college I was on police beat when the police got a report of a suspicious vehicle parked out by Sun Devil Stadium. Big parking lot, middle of the night, shouldn’t be any cars there. But there’s one right out in the middle of the lot, sticking out like a sore thumb.
So the cops roll up and find the guy buck naked in the back seat, by himself, with a bunch of porn, various “devices” and a blow-up doll.
They ask him what he thinks he’s doing and he replies….
“I was bored”
002 // dm // 02.03.2008 // 12:37 PM
My favorites from my hometown:
http://flickr.com/photos/-cody/tags/policeblotter/
In particular:
http://flickr.com/photos/-cody/12618123/
Another one via google:
http://scramble.proboards48.com/index.cgi?board=dRc&action=display&thread=33897&page=1#306181